cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.
"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"
by ohsean May 19, 2010
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Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!
by scorpi September 20, 2008
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Cock syphoner

When a chick of the lower class sucks you off so well that it's like a tweeker syphoning the gas out of the unsuspecting neighbors car.
Hey have u meet Jordan? I heard she was the best cock syphoner on this side of the trailer park.
by All laced up September 01, 2017
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knock on cock

An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.
"I can't believe it's been sunny all week!"
"Knock on cock man."

"Good point."
by toshmartin8 April 25, 2017
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Cock giggles

The sound a penis makes if it is abused to much in a single sitting.
After watching my little pony, and masturbating furiously he had cock giggles.
by Mr. Mundee January 25, 2022
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Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.
Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.
by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022
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disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)
I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock
by Wine junkie April 30, 2022
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