Cheese Boner

a penis that is not fully erect

Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.

by black manhandshakeonmypri July 1, 2011

new cheese

That exclusive shit. The latest fad, or the newest thing to hit the streets.

1. Did you hear that new Nas track? Yo that's the new cheese son!
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.

by adedeezy 5000 July 25, 2006

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 6, 2019

frundle cheese

Grundle honey coagulate forming on the hair of the female grundle, or biffins bridge.

I was no longer hungry after eating that bitches frundle cheese.

by DCalcrazy May 19, 2006

Cheese Blasting

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

by 123Thayer May 6, 2011

Cheese Breeze

When a rather athletic fellow runs past you, and you smell their sweat as they run by.

In 1st period P.E, Tyler ran past me at full speed, and I experienced cheese breeze for the first time. It was terrible.

by FancyL February 2, 2015

W00t and Cheese

1. a magic phrase that makes impossible things work, like abrakadabra.

2. an expression of joy; huzzah

1. Sam: Yes god will come down say W00t and Cheese and suddenly the computer will work.

2. Alex: The Computer is working again
Sam: W00t and Cheese!!!

by Samantha Kwait September 15, 2005