The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper July 13, 2013
You thought you were going to crap your pants...launch sequence initiated and you're at T-30 with the nearest bathroom at T-60...you know you're in trouble.
Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
by ripperdome December 13, 2014
my cash flow is too low to go to the show but maybe we can go for a ride someplace..i have lots of gas flow
by wicked guy July 29, 2008
Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 01, 2018
G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"
by Shirtz McGirtz January 02, 2020
by ♤ Spade June 01, 2025
"I'm just a gas Vamp hit me with that white so I can make it through the night"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"
by Deeboisinthesauce June 26, 2022