National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019

Russian National Anthem

Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Bratskih narodov soyuz vekovoi,
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!

Russian National Anthem

by Chinооk March 11, 2019

National Cutie Day

National cutie day is on December 24th and is the day of which the cutest girls were born. Cutest of these girls have bird names resulting in a never ending pool of cuteness.

Hey Robyn were you born on december 24th cause you the cutest girl ive ever seen.

National Cutie Day is on December 24th and you are cute

by Mr. Dr. L Vadnais October 15, 2019

National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!

person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈

by jimho April 23, 2017

national blowjob month

the month of june is declared national blowjob month

"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

by playboi_rawri10 June 25, 2017

National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.

Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019

National FOGO Day

March 27th, also known as National FOGO Day, is celebrated in honor of the lacrosse players who play the position known as face off.

Lacrosse Player 1: “It’s March 27th!”

Lacrosse Player 2: “Oh, you mean National FOGO Day!”

by ReliantK January 22, 2020