Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly March 30, 2011

fart-freshener

The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.

Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!

by Murder Mike April 17, 2011

Fart fruit

Another word for beans

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone

by TheDobbus February 15, 2018

Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!

I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by Horatio Valdez May 04, 2008

white fart

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.

"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"

by Bryan T February 01, 2006

Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

by Johnny Christmas October 09, 2003