AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 25, 2017
Get the One Man'smug. Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction
Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
by LixinLeow November 18, 2018
Get the One Directionmug. Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu July 24, 2008
Get the ONE-ITISmug. Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
Get the One directionmug. I'm a huge poseur, so I bought me some x pipes at Year One and now I don't know what to do with them.
by Aimee January 1, 2004
Get the Year Onemug. 
the person in the relationship who is of greater benefit. they are so in love and believe that they are of the most fortunate amongst the world. He is loving, caring, protective and always fails to do something wrong.
Kirstin is the lucky one in the relationship. Her boyfriend is the best thing any girl has ever laid eyes on.
by ilovemybfx987654321 December 4, 2012
Get the lucky onemug.