Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Sleep No More

Something severely underrated by a wider community.

Based on the 2015 Doctor Who episode of the same name.

Damn, that car is such a Sleep No More!

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.

Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025