Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!

by anonymous October 16, 2021

self-created difficulty

Unknowingly or unconsciously making an action harder for one to perform.

Charlie noticed that without realizing they are doing it, people sometimes make things harder for themselves, and/or occasionally for others to do. He named that action a "self-created difficulty."

by but for February 17, 2021

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

self respect

hannah

hannah has self respect for herself, emily does not

by Loveiteveryone345 September 17, 2023

Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

by Communi February 18, 2021

Self Troll

Committing an act of epic trollery that ends up backfiring onto yourself. Could also be used to describe unintentional self-sabotage.

“I threw out a green shell in Mario Kart but it bounced back and hit me. It was such a self troll.”

by Fronkus M Burger May 23, 2022