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Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.
Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?
by Krkič January 20, 2019
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Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
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self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.
On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015
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Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.
Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 31, 2016
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Self-Made Beauty

The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.
Your power-suit really brings out your self-made beauty!
by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017
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self slander

Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .
I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .
by SecretSecretary11 January 21, 2016
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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
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