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Russian Surprise 

Exotic sex position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and jizzes in it. Then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls vagina. When the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl anal and yells Surprise! in Russian
My vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a Russian Surprise
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russian river girl 

an ugly ass girl who fucks every single guy at Russian river WHILE she has a boyfriend who lives in granite bay. She lurks in Russian river where she has picked up every kind of vaginal sickness otherwise known as STD. She is an absolute monster that looks like the diarrhea i had last Thursday.
RUN!! its the Russian river girl!!

mildewing to keep from rusting 

not doing much at all.

Russian Roulette 

cool game but the downer is you may end up in hell
1/6 chance BAM!!!!! ur dead!

Russian Carousel

The act of wrapping excess Grundle hair around a girls finger and spiting repeatedly onto her face and calling her sally
yo ryan that girl lastnight was so drunk that i totally gave her a Russian Carousel .

Russian Hooker Roulette 

Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.
Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.

russian trampoline 

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."
russian trampoline by Rilox February 8, 2014