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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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Put on

To be put on is to have your friends/people vouch for you to someone you'd like to date.
P1: "Hey, can you put me on with her?"
P2: "Sure, I'll tell her about all the money you got."
P3: "Don't forget to tell her how hot they'd be together, we'll help you get put on."
by Xo.Mxney.Xo February 10, 2024
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Putting batti

Meaning- Instigating rivalry between two people.

Batti in Hindi and Kannada means wick of a lamp.
Look at Ananth putting batti between Nischita and Praful.
by FunBobby28 October 23, 2018
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Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
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put it on buzz

To zone out, become zombie-like, e.g. when watching TV or a movie. Turning off your brain.
I have enough of this homework b.s. I'm ready to grab a cold one and put it on buzz.
by Buzzmaster July 3, 2011
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