Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

joe: yo siivagunner uploaded another song rips
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
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