Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.

Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!

by JustSnufs October 13, 2020

Buddy Hand

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.

Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.

by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

shot-handed

A person who cann't face a problem, who isn't prepared for the challenge.

I'm shot-handed, Mr. Walter. What am I to do?

by Leo22 January 7, 2014

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

by Grbel08 August 30, 2010