Skip to main content

Moos

Hij is gewoon geweldig
Hij is Moos
by pseudoniem231 December 15, 2022
mugGet the Moosmug.

Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
mugGet the Moose Juicemug.

Moo

A creature that's cat-like with a cute smile and big eyes. They're common enemies from the Klonoa franchise.
"Moo!!"
by M.I.G December 10, 2017
mugGet the Moomug.

paw moo

omg is that paw moo!”
by frogcheeeese November 20, 2023
mugGet the paw moomug.

moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 22, 2024
mugGet the moose yearsmug.

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
mugGet the MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Personmug.

Moo

A moo has a really used, loose asshole. It’s like putting a hot dog in a paper towel roll
Oberkill: “Wow moos asshole is loose
Ace: “Yea ik jesus christ
by madii888 September 4, 2023
mugGet the Moomug.

Share this definition