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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player
“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

are you gonna Mitch tech?”
by The narrative April 28, 2025
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Mitch

mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.

hes fun to talk to, and super understanding

10/10 hater
Mitch is so cool
by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025
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Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.
I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.
by T-Exchange May 17, 2025
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