kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.

Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by ellkay April 19, 2020

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Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

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kentucky thumb

A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded

Yeah, baby. You're definitely getting the Kentucky Thumb tonight

by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021

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kentucky plug

Just put a thumb in it

Last night I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Kentucky plug

Paraphrased from Scott If it wasn’t for my Kentucky plug I might not be here tonight

by Sniperchefmatt May 20, 2021

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