bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024

Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

Kayden johnsonn

Kayden is a wonderful pretty cute nigga and sometimes be pulling every girl in st louis all at once and if you ever see him give him a chance so he can put this dick in ur spine

Girl: you know kayden johnsonn?
Boy: yes bitch he took my girl
Girl: ok ill let him put his coin in my coinslot

by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024