jizz maup

jizz maup and that horse
by noah is sexy September 24, 2009
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jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
by the hammer gammer May 22, 2022
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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc
by Brodsterbroski23 September 06, 2019
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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 21, 2019
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Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out
Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 19, 2022
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