by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 21, 2019
by Barry my cockinher June 19, 2022
by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017
Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.
by Funnybunny7 May 08, 2024
When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris January 06, 2016