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Jizz Javelin

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.
by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025
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Rhino jizz

What the disgusting candy you Americans call “Nerds Rope” tastes like.
Joe: Yo Luke have you tried this candy called Nerds Rope?
Luke: Yeah I have and it tastes like fuckin’ rhino jizz!
by BadOmensEnjoyer December 26, 2025
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Gravity Jizz

When ejaculating from an appreciable higher location, such as the second floor, into a recipients face vessel at a lower location.
My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.
by Not-Bean January 7, 2026
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jizz

when your goon juice comes out
Person 1: OMG he's gooning to girth
Person 2: HE JIZZED
by ABSOLUTEdisathHATER January 10, 2026
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Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
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Jizz tiz

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable
My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.
by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025
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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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