Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023

Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack

“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now

by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023

Band kid

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH

Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023