loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"
by loveilylily! March 21, 2023
Get the hannah guestmug. A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.
Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024
Get the Scratty Hannahmug. “The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020
Get the Hannah R. McRmug. A girl that stinks beyond belief. She is super adorable, cute and friendly but damn! This girl needs to shower.
by EmEn July 19, 2016
Get the Hannah Butchermug. a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
Get the hannah edgarmug. She is ok looking, but she is bat shit crazy the kind of girl you won’t give a gun to. She is also very annoying and has a crush on every guy.
Shit I have first period with hannah
by Bbxbsns December 12, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. a toxic bitch that dumped the popular kid. she later got with a guy that looks like Auggie from the movie, Wonder.
Did you hear Hannah Topoll dumped the popular kid? I feel bad for him because she got with a kid that looks like Auggie.
by nicknelly2828 October 26, 2022
Get the Hannah Topollmug.