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Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
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Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
by josherylemon February 20, 2024
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Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle
Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
by Ham candler March 6, 2024
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Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.
I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.
by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024
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Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.
"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"
by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024
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Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).
"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?
by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024
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flappable ham

When a women has gas while reverse cowgirl.
by Allomantic April 21, 2024
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