Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Smell-good

Any spray or incense intended to make an area smell good

"I'm going to sprsy some smell-good in here"

by mrdrslender June 17, 2019

Good Shitposting

The act of creating a comedic video or picture relating to a specific topic so effectively, that people who know little to nothing about said topic will still find the video or picture to be comedic.

Bill: Hey, Frank, look at this shitpost I found for FlingSmash!

Frank: I haven't even played FlingSmash and it looks hilarious! This is good shitposting.

by RememberTheAmibo June 19, 2020

Good M'Evening

With all of us working from home. We sometimes say Good Morning or Good Evening but what do you when it's 9am your time but 9pm for some of the other participants. Instead of saying "Good Morning AND Good Evening", which, lets face it just getting old. You now have a new phrase which will soon also get old. Good M'Evening

Hello everyone Good M'evening. OK lets get started. Business Business Business... Numbers

by JTheR June 3, 2021

Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.

"Good morning."

"Shut up."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

by Melvin June 25, 2014

Good Girl

A GOOD GIRL is a title put on a female, that is always willing to do sexual things to please and fulfill a man’s sexual needs , desires and fantasies. Even if she isn’t totally comfortable with it, she will still do Anything and everything including sending him nudes, sex videos, deferent sexual positions, blowjobs, sex toys, facials, swallow, anal, sex in public, let him record and take nude pix of her knowing that he’s probably letting some of his friends take a peek at them. He shows his appreciation by always saying THANK YOU and calling her a GOOD GIRL.

That girl Bellalicious is a GOOD GIRL. Her boyfriend says she’ll Do anything to satisfy him sexually.

by Sancho. January 3, 2023