by My2DadsTouchMe October 27, 2010
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Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
by j hawk August 31, 2010
Get the fishing hand mug.Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey
Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?
Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.
Person #2: Oh,ok...
Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?
Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.
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by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
by Piper McCloud December 15, 2012
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