Crocodile Fingers

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.

Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.

by katiosfingers July 8, 2021

accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong September 4, 2016

Freeway Finger

Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.

Lee: Road head is great.

Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?

Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?

Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!

by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

Bingle fingering

Where you dip your fingers in bojangales fry seasoning the you finger someone

Bingle fingering its finger lickin' good!

by Phatred July 6, 2022

eye finger

During COVID-19 Rena and mask wearing is mandatory, the look you get from others when you’re not wearing a mask.

I forgot my mask, and everybody was giving me the eye finger as I walked down the street.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023