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emo out

to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music.
Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out.
by steve November 7, 2004
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emo jeans

Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.
by i love second hand smoke March 14, 2005
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emo pants

for boys so in other words girl pants......excepionally tight. a wise emo friends once told me....... "crap i dont have my cell phone these freaking girl pants are to tight"!
my friend kailey wears emo pants because he's cool like that!
by ashliey and alex (logan) September 25, 2005
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emo brat

Somebody who's emo and claims that their life sucks.
Normally a rich kid who wants attention.
A lot of them pretend to be suicidal.
Writes really bad emo poetry.
Liza is pretending to cut her wrists again. God she's such an emo brat.
by boho hobo September 12, 2006
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emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.
A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.
by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007
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Emo

“You’re so emo, even Pete Wentz’s eyeliner is jealous
by WhatACatch July 27, 2019
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Emo

To utterly fail in every way and at every thing. To become utterly useless and ultimately fail at life.
Ahahahah Im emo and shit and should be shot!!
by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009
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