by steve November 7, 2004
Get the emo out mug.Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.
by i love second hand smoke March 14, 2005
Get the emo jeans mug.for boys so in other words girl pants......excepionally tight. a wise emo friends once told me....... "crap i dont have my cell phone these freaking girl pants are to tight"!
by ashliey and alex (logan) September 25, 2005
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Normally a rich kid who wants attention.
A lot of them pretend to be suicidal.
Writes really bad emo poetry.
Normally a rich kid who wants attention.
A lot of them pretend to be suicidal.
Writes really bad emo poetry.
by boho hobo September 12, 2006
Get the emo brat mug.Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.
by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007
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by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009
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