wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
by boredinoakley October 3, 2009
Get the Douche Tooth mug.the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.
"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
by Semenema April 20, 2010
Get the counter-douche mug.When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
by Huantwothree March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*
*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
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Get the Douche Font mug.An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009
Get the Douche Ripple mug.Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"
by schmolly December 2, 2009
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