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David Ortiz

The Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox. Nicknamed Big Papi.

He is one of the most bad ass mother fuckers to grace the game of baseball.

Believed to be the second coming of Jesus in the Dominican Republic.
Dude, did you see that Dominican praying to a golden statue of David Ortiz aka Big Papi? I don't blame him.
by Twaterman August 27, 2009
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David

A guy or animal who is hyperactive and screams like a girl. Usually innocent and nice.
Stop acting like a David!
Haha you are acting like a David.
by Matthew Dunlop June 10, 2011
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David Lee Roth

Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
by Redwhitencrue25 July 14, 2005
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DAITY

Abbreviation for "Do As I Tell You". This is management-speak. See example for usage.
You better pull a proper DAITY on that one, Joe.

e.g. "Pulling a proper DAITY makes for a good manager".
by Feles-kun April 28, 2011
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danity cane

My danity cane is really uncomfortable probably because I haven't shaved in weeks!
by ashley timmmonssss August 27, 2006
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David

A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.
girl one- "Ugh did you hear about her boyfriend?"

girl two- "yea He's such a David..."
by my_forsaken_soul July 11, 2010
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David

A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.
Man, I really hate that guy! He's such a david!
by Julie235 April 5, 2011
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