Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011

Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

by Solphin July 7, 2011

Frumunda Cheese

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.

The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.

by wwWill November 29, 2007

Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.

"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"

by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009

poom cheese

the cheesy crust off a poom (vagina).

DAYUM NIGGUH! dat gyal had more poom cheese than a factory.

by niggahiggaa August 10, 2009

Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.

by Psychobootman July 12, 2009

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009