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Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.
You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"
by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025
mugGet the Child's choicemug.

Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.
by ladog November 29, 2018
mugGet the Childmug.

factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
mugGet the factory childmug.

Child Support Vibes

Do you get bad vibes and signals from a woman?

Do you feel like she is trustworthy enough?

Any feelings of doubt is a key sign that you may be getting “Child Support Vibes” this woman may be beautiful, but she is untrustworthy. SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS! Once you give her the child, she will make your life a living hell, financially and emotionally. Keep it moving.
“Bro I was feeling this girl until she gave off hella Child Support Vibes”
“She’s beautiful but she is not wife material, she gives me Child Support Vibes”
by KidKollect February 22, 2021
mugGet the Child Support Vibesmug.

Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup
I just watched a child’s stream”
by What do I put here April 6, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
mugGet the Childemug.

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