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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
mugGet the Bus Johnsonmug.

reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
mugGet the reinventing the busmug.

bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus
Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009
mugGet the bus drivermug.

Bus driver

She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus
She is a rude bus driver
by Ulikecarrots November 6, 2020
mugGet the Bus drivermug.

Bus Driver

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.
Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.
by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009
mugGet the Bus Drivermug.

Bus driver bob

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob
by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
mugGet the Bus driver bobmug.

hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one
Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver
by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017
mugGet the hoya bus drivermug.

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