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Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy
God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch
by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
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Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.
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Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!
WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.
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Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 25, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.

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“Brandon you are a headass
by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020
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brandon dubose

is a term for a lazy slacker that cant rap for his life and has the lowest respect for women and constantly acts like a kid
by thatkid@lcschool May 23, 2014
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