brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Prom Brain

Condition in which you excessively think about prom, things related to prom, prom dresses, prom hair, prom shoes, prom makeup. Only cured by attending prom.

Girl 1: "I keep looking at prom dresses even though I already have a dress!"

Girl 2: "I think you might have prom brain."

by PrimadonnaGirlWantingTheWorld March 8, 2015

Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.

Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.

by masterblanket March 28, 2015

Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.

"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."

by Fuckthatguy July 24, 2015

Yoga brain

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.

Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!

by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016

Mush brain

The mental status of an individual after a long night of indulging in copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually but not limited to Vegas bombs or an unhealthy count of bush light. Said individual is not able to respond to questions in proper English or make any decisions other than hydrating and sleeping.

"Hey do you want to get some breakfast?"
"uhh duhh."
"What's wrong have you gotten mush brain?"

by Bob Elliot November 28, 2016

bird brain

Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.

John Gabriel, you wont get it with your bird brain.

by Harry Stoteles December 20, 2016