American apple sauce

The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.

man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips

by YMCA rehabilitation center March 24, 2011

whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 08, 2004

Apple Bottom Jeans

jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.

Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.

by TheGreatAzn December 14, 2007

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. November 03, 2003

Apple Head

A person usually female who has aged before their time. Most likely cause replacing water intake with methamphetamine. Causing their face to resemble a dried apple. Much like the kids game where you took a apple, dried it so it would shrink to resemble a real shrunken head. Shrinking human was practice used by cannibalistic tribe's. Apparently all the tribe's had to do was replace the victims water with meth to achieve the same results. You can find a Apple Head at any given time walking the streets of Hemet California.

Damn she looked good until I saw her face! What a Apple Head!

by Juantastic July 05, 2018

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014