whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

Apple Bottom Jeans

jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.

Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.

by TheGreatAzn January 5, 2008

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

Apple Bottom Jeans

A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)

Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.

Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

by SHAM ON! February 23, 2008

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014