apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

Apple Bottom Jeans

jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.

Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.

by TheGreatAzn January 5, 2008

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

Apple Bottom Jeans

A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)

Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.

Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

by SHAM ON! February 23, 2008

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014

Sweet Apple

A shaved vagina

Her skirt flew up and revealed her sweet apple to the neighborhood.

by Frank Costanza August 18, 2011

Nasty Apple

The act of using green apple splatters as lubricant during sexual intercourse while the female is on her period, then the giver has to lick it all up and then make out with the receiver.

Note: This can only be done with a midget.

Dude, Josh totally gave that midget a Nasty Apple last night!

by TAhoe JUnction January 12, 2012