by Bahamababe302 October 10, 2017
Get the cadillac datingmug. The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
Get the Gape datemug. noun *offensive*
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
Get the date-traitormug. by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
Get the August 28 National date a hooper daymug. by Goodlyon February 29, 2016
Get the Date lamedmug. When you date someone in every which way different to the last person you dated, In a bid to find someone completely different. This is a vicious cycle that continues much like a game of "pinball" until they realise this strategy very rarely works...
Ryan - I was dating Toni. She was thin, 5ft7, blonde, really quite and girly. But it didn't work out so now I'm dating Liv, a curvy, crazy, brunette packed full of attitude. But If things don't go well, I'm gonna try with Elle. A cheeky, laidback, redhead whos on the university rowing team.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.
by Pambz95 March 11, 2015
Get the Pinball Datingmug. When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018
Get the Pity Gay Datemug.