Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

Twit-For-Brains

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

brain fork

Quick change of mind

Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...

by Merg1 March 18, 2017

Brain Fire

Basically a brain fire is when you go sicko mode but in a retarded way like u go stupid crazy and turnt up to 💯

Omfg yooooo this man's having a brain fire let's gooooo "chant" brain fire brain fire brain fire!!!

by Kingkenzie October 12, 2019

Disney brain

A person on vacation who thinks nothing bad can happen to them.

Because of her Disney brain, the woman set her child on the bison's back for a photo-op, never thinking that the wild animal could injure the child.

by Black Heart Irene July 30, 2020