National Neck Day

April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something

Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know

by Eat that May 30, 2018

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National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019

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National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.

Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019

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National Cutie Day

National cutie day is on December 24th and is the day of which the cutest girls were born. Cutest of these girls have bird names resulting in a never ending pool of cuteness.

Hey Robyn were you born on december 24th cause you the cutest girl ive ever seen.

National Cutie Day is on December 24th and you are cute

by Mr. Dr. L Vadnais October 15, 2019

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National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!

person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈

by jimho April 23, 2017

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