A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.
by Z-Dict February 24, 2021
3 Glory Holes is a 3-month-old girl made in Ceramics. She is possessed by 3 demons named Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Satan. She has 3 Glory
Holes.
Holes.
*on ome.tv* Hey, do you wanna see something?
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
by dixondallas119 July 30, 2024
Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.
Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.
Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.
Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?
by RedUnderscore September 19, 2023
A code-word used to describe someone who fits the description of "punk ass nigga".
Examples of a "three" include but are not limited to:
a fake friend
a front
a bullshitter
a thief
a murderer
a rapist
etc..
Examples of a "three" include but are not limited to:
a fake friend
a front
a bullshitter
a thief
a murderer
a rapist
etc..
"You's a three ass punk ass mowfucka."
"Oh shit, It's Jordan and his clique of threes. Let's rob their bitch asses."
"Oh shit, It's Jordan and his clique of threes. Let's rob their bitch asses."
by Tweaker BOY November 28, 2016