Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020

TEE PEE

A trafition in GOLF for the BALL SUCKER in GOLF to drop their pants in front of everyone.

DAN why do you want me to DROP MY PANTS in front of everyone WELL A.AL ALAN or whoever I need to address as you need to TAKE AIN and TEE PEE.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021

Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.

"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

pee pee poo poo

pee pee poo poo its like um when somebodys opinion is shit u can use it ig pewdiepie made it famous

omg i hate gamer girs
omg u just said pee pee poo poo ga ga gu gu

by i shided and farded im, gei August 12, 2019

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.

Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.

by DubbinDave October 11, 2023

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011