January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.

Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh

by taco_55 January 22, 2019

january 11

national euri day

Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?

by poseidonstoe January 11, 2022

January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller

BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21

by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022