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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..
Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."
by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021
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Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.
Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point
by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024
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extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
by redshirt58 August 22, 2011
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Text Swag

the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.
Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!
by dycejones December 15, 2011
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Bitch Text

A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.
Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”
by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025
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Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header
by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019
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