cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019

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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*

"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"

by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019

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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

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Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's

She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow

by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019

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Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024

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