crazy cat lady

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.

"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."

by N0body Unkn0wn June 11, 2006

Lady Bug Rape

To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.

Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON

Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.

by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010

Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.

Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!

by Al-Svanchez May 15, 2007

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

is Lady Gaga weird?

Yes.
She can be a bad influence on children.
She shows to much private parts in music videos.

person 1: hey, is Lady Gaga weird?
person 2: well, i think so, i mean she just shows to much
nasty stuff...

by Adam rox March 17, 2010

lady riding

when u pull a scratcher and take her home after a night on the town with the boyo's.

god that scratcher i was lady riding lastnite was a hound.

by ashtray257 October 11, 2006

lady red bush

A term used to describe a ginger's pubic region.

(sees ginger) What's up lady red bush?

by cameronpretzel November 5, 2013