Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020

shush cake

Shush cake |insult | origin- England|

When someone is talking so much and needs to shush, they’re a shush cake.

Person1: You’re bad at life
Person2: shush, you shush cake

by -•-_-•- March 4, 2022

chill-cake

a tasty baked treat, that aids the resolution of tension. it is usually proffered to the person most stressed in any particular scenario. an alternative to the much prescribed chill pill, it has a cool peppermint icing which chills the brain in seconds.

whoa, we're all bro-hos here, put the piece away and have a slice of chill-cake.

by drumbro July 22, 2010

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

yam cake

A dish made from yam and flour, usually topped with fried shallots and chopped spring onions, served either steamed or pan-fried.

A yam cake showcases the quality of a yam.

The to-die-for yam cake consists of large chunks of deep-fried yam, crunchy peanuts, dried shrimps, garnished with fried shallots and chopped spring onions.

by twentyoneshadows June 25, 2016