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No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021
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skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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Poopie Surprise

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
by FelineCar August 30, 2022
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Surprise

by penutbuttersquirell April 24, 2022
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Dead Rat Surprise

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 7, 2022
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