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Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
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Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
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duckbilled slapperpuss

The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !
by The Cat 🐈 July 9, 2022
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The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
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Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water
Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.
by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 23, 2022
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Fish Supper

A Battered Fish served with Chips from a chip shop.

Adding chips to any main food in a chippy makes it a supper.

Scottish origin
Guy 1:
“Orite ma man, can I just get a fish supper please, and chuck some vinegar on ma chips”

Guy 2:
“no worries, bossman
by YHDKingdom August 15, 2022
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Tank slapper

Tankslapper is when a car has sudden oversteer due to many different conditions depending on suspension or drivetrain setup.

One possible origin for the word is old WW2 tank crew vetetans taking careers as racing drivers during 1950s and dubbing the natural effect of inertia as a "tankslapper" as the weight of a tank usually centered around the rear due to storing ammunition.
"A nice save from Senna from a massive tank slapper at the European grand prix!"
by NaggerNick September 30, 2022
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