schify shortcake

This is when you are on top of some broad and you feel a bloody nose coming on (we all know the feeling). When you pull away for a second, you notice that you have, in fact, bled on her face. In the heat of the moment, you lick your thumb and wipe it off, telling her to shut the fuck up if she asks what it is you are doing.

yoo i gave that girl the worst schify shortcake last night.

by schify September 11, 2007

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short

Someone whom has little or no manhood.

OMG bigger is better, he is short.

by DP Princess June 14, 2006

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short-heels

Used by a woman to state she is wearing short-heeled shoes. Actively seeking sexual intercourse, usually a one-night stand.

I haven't been laid in a long time. Think I'll wear my short-heels when we go to the club.

by iun August 23, 2004

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Shirty McIron

The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.

Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.

by sniffablepurse March 26, 2007

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